THE SLUTTY SIXTEEN is over! It's time for THE EASY EIGHT!
 
The schedule:
 
Today: BiBi Jones vs. Jenna Haze
 
Tuesday: Riley Steele vs. Alexis Texas
 
Wednesday: Bree Olson vs. Jenna Jameson
 
Thursday: Teagan Presley vs. Audrey Bitoni
 
Friday: FORNICATING FOUR SEMIFINAL DOUBLEHEADER
 
April 8: CHAMPIONSHIP
 
An X factor has arisen: Participants that retweet balloting notices seem to generate high returns. It’s called PRIDE IN YOUR WORK. Mark Madden’s America loves PORN STARS WHO CARE! #YinzThePeople

Here's my EASY EIGHT gift to you: A fistful of Riley Steele selfers! @xxxRiley (NSFW)

Photos courtesy of @xxxRiley (NSFW).

Yesterday’s winner: AUDREY BITONI. An 11 knocks off a 6! Biggest upset yet.
 
Today’s Slutty Sixteen matchup is a battle of true porn superstars.
 
TEAGAN PRESLEY (left) has had two XXX careers, both glorious. Pre-fake boobs and tats, Teagan was the teenager gone (very) bad. Now she does elegant yet aggressive girl-girl. Appeared on HBO’s Entourage. A former competitive gymnast, Teagan says she went into porn to upset an ex-boyfriend. A former Penthouse Pet. Three-time AVN Award winner. BEST BUBBLE BUTT IN HISTORY. #totallysmitten @MsTeagan
 
ALEXIS FORD (right) starred in the best adult DVD of 2012, ALEXIS FORD’S DARKSIDE. Recently got new, even bigger boobs. Comes to my studio ALMOST NAKED. Amazing Twitter: @alexisford
 
Who do you prefer? Vote, please, in the poll at left.
 
Monday: The EASY EIGHT begins! BIBI JONES VS. JENNA HAZE!

Photos courtesy of Adam and Eve (NSFW) and @alexisford (NSFW).

Behold, the brilliantly photoshopped Selena Gomez Playboy cover. It's easy to tell it's fake: Playboy doesn't expose nipples on the cover because that would eliminate newsstand exposure. But it's still GREAT.

SPRING BREAKERS this weekend. What's kept me? Three Penguins home games in five days, that's what. I've got to get my priorities in order.

Photo courtesy of @maurizio887.

Yesterday’s winner: BREE OLSON. Like there was any doubt.
 
Today’s matchup features TWO OF A KIND. BIG BOOBS. BIG BUTTS. BIG PERSONALITIES.
 
LISA ANN (left) is arguably the most famous porn star today. Her career got rebranded in 2008 when she spoofed vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin in the first of the “Who’s Nailin’ Paylin” XXX video series. CLASSIC COUGAR. Huge fake bombs. Big ass. Lisa Ann will do virtually anything onscreen, and does it well. A member of the AVN Hall of Fame. A show favorite. A Paul Heyman girl.
 
AUDREY BITONI (right) is a variation on the same theme, only younger. An incredible mix of Italian, Spanish and German. Audrey oozes sexuality, especially in person. Audrey is a former Penthouse Pet and Penthouse cover girl. An amazing, adventurous performer. Great off-air stories.


Who do you prefer? Vote, please, in the poll at left.



Tomorrow: TEAGAN PRESLEY VS. ALEXIS FORD! These two don’t like each other!

Photos courtesy of @thereallisaann (NSFW) and @audreybitonix (NSFW).

Yesterday’s winner: JENNA JAMESON. The legend moves on!
 
Today, two of the biggest sluts in history square off. I mean that in the best way possible.
 
Everything BREE OLSON (left) does is WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE. The former Penthouse Pet wrote the book on risqué. Bree crosses the line on video, onstage at strip clubs, and in her personal life. She became ubiquitous as one of Charlie Sheen’s goddesses. But when it comes to crazy, Bree makes Charlie look like a bush-leaguer. Her angelic look belies her scandalous behavior. No surgical augmentation here. Bree has perhaps the best real body in the adult industry. A three-time AVN award winner, Bree is THE QUEEN OF THE MARK MADDEN SHOW. Bree is currently out of porn. She’ll be back. I guarantee it. Bree likes it too much.
 
TERI WEIGEL (right) is 51, but still insanely beautiful and still a top performer. She’s a member of the AVN Hall of Fame and was the first Playmate to do XXX. My first-ever porn star guest. Always naked in studio. Hubba.
 
Who do you prefer? Vote, please, in the poll at left.
 
Tomorrow: LISA ANN VS. AUDREY BITONI! BIG BOOB/BUTT BONANZA!

Photos courtesy of @BreeOlson (NSFW) and Youtube.com.