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Huge voter turnout. Dramatic lead changes. Extremely close vote (53%-47% when the polls closed). The winner of the 2013 MARK MADDEN PORN STAR BRACKETS TOURNAMENT is RILEY STEELE. @xxxRiley
Congrats to Riley! Can't wait 'til the next time she visits the studio and takes her pants off! Condolences to runner-up TEAGAN PRESLEY. #totallysmitten @MsTeagan
Photo courtesy of rileysteele.com (NSFW)
RILEY STEELE vs. TEAGAN PRESLEY. Godzilla vs. Megalon.
Riley (left) won nine AVN awards over the past three years, including seven picked by fans. Consumers twice voted Riley their favorite porn star and twice voted her their favorite body. Riley went mainstream in the 2010 horror movie spoof “Piranha 3D.” She plays a porn actress who gets eaten. Lucky piranha. Riley’s cheerleader-gone-bad look is tailor-made for success in the smut world. Her T&A are AMAZING, especially for such a tiny girl. Her Twitter (@xxxRiley) is worth following for the ass photos alone. Riley took off her pants in my studio. HUBBA. Riley eliminated Jenna Presley, Alexis Texas and Jenna Haze en route to today.
Teagan (right) has had two XXX careers, both glorious. Pre-fake boobs and tats, Teagan was the teenager gone (very) bad. Now she does elegant yet aggressive girl-girl. Appeared on HBO’s Entourage. A former competitive gymnast, Teagan says she went into porn to upset an ex-boyfriend. A former Penthouse Pet. Three-time AVN Award winner. BEST BUBBLE BUTT EVER. Teagan beat Alexis Ford, Audrey Bitoni and Bree Olson to make the final. #totallysmitten @MsTeagan
Who do you prefer? Vote, please, in the poll at left.
Photos courtesy of Digital Playground (NSFW) and Adam and Eve (NSFW).
EPIC. CLASSIC. Twenty porn stars have been whittled down to four.
Today, we got a semifinal doubleheader. The winners meet in Monday’s final.
RILEY STEELE vs. JENNA HAZE. Yesterday’s winner, TEAGAN PRESLEY, takes on BREE OLSON. Actually, there’s at least one DVD where Teagan quite literally takes on Bree. HUBBA.
Who do you prefer? Vote, please, in the polls at left.
@xxxRiley@jennahaze
Photo courtesy of Digital Playground (NSFW).Photo courtesy of @jennahaze (NSFW).
@BreeOlson@MsTeagan
Photo courtesy of @BreeOlson (NSFW).Photo courtesy of Adam and Eve (NSFW).
Yesterday’s winner: BREE OLSON! No offense to Bree, but 15 years ago, Jenna Jameson wins in a landslide. Of course, Bree was 11 then. #creepy
Today’s final Easy 8 confrontation matches a heavy favorite against an upset-minded underdog. A big-time BATTLE OF THE BANGIN’ BODIES.
TEAGAN PRESLEY is a legend at 27. BEST ASS EVER. #totallysmitten
AUDREY BITONI looks like she was put together in outer space. PAINFULLY HOT.
Who do you prefer? Vote, please, in the poll at left.
Tomorrow: FORNICATING FOUR SEMIFINAL DOUBLEHEADER! Down to the nitty-gritty!
Photos courtesy of Adam and Eve (NSFW) and @audreybitonix (NSFW).
Yesterday’s winner: RILEY STEELE! It’s THE CHARGE OF THE ASS BRIGADE!
Today’s matchup is EPIC. CLASSIC. A DEAD HEAT.
BREE OLSON (left) is TOTALLY INSANE. No one has ever done XXX better.
JENNA JAMESON (right) is THE BIGGEST PORN STAR OF ALL TIME. No one has ever done XXX better.
Who do you prefer? Vote, please, in the poll at left.
Tomorrow: TEAGAN PRESLEY VS. AUDREY BITONI! How ‘bout we just have a three-way?
Photos courtesy of @BreeOlson (NSFW) and Cheri (NSFW).
