Ex-Steeler LB James Harrison may sign with Cincinnati. Said Bengals DE Carlos Dunlap, "He hates the Steelers now. That's somebody we need on our side of the football."
Why would James Harrison possibly hate the Steelers?
The Steelers gave Harrison a chance when no one else would. The Steelers paid Harrison tens of millions of dollars. The Steelers provided Harrison the perfect forum to excel. The Steelers offered Harrison more to stay than he will get to play elsewhere.
The Steelers did nothing but right by Harrison.
And now he hates them? He wants revenge on the franchise that made him?
Not surprising. Harrison is small-time. Small-time hometown, small-time school, small-time agent. He's been a bully his whole life. He's indulged unreasonable anger his whole life. He's a domestic abuser. Harrison won't change now. Or ever.
Harrison should say "thank you" to the Steelers. Instead, he's saying "**** you." Begging AFC North teams for a job so he can play the Steelers defines the word PATHETIC.
Harrison has long been revered by Pittsburgh. Will that change? Will his animosity toward the Steelers earn the animosity of Yinzer Nation? Vote, please, in the poll at left.
The Steelers made the right move cutting Harrison. You tolerate a boor like Harrison when he's productive. Now that he's washed up, there's no need.
UPDATE: Harrison's negotiations with the Bengals have hit a snag. Cincinnati management is apparently unsure Harrison can transition to playing in a 4-3. There's always barber college.
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If you haven't seen SPRING BREAKERS, here's what you're missing. SELENA GOMEZ and VANESSA HUDGENS in bikinis playing grab-ass.
So...WHY HAVEN'T YOU SEEN SPRING BREAKERS? No excuse can possibly suffice.
SELENA GOMEZ performs live at Petersen Events Center Oct. 11. Not sure what Selena does beyond look like RED-HOT JAILBAIT. She sings, maybe?
Photo courtesy of @GirlsFromHeaven (NSFW).
Tiger Woods didn’t get another green jacket. But he got the next best thing: An excuse for not winning it.
His improper drop during the second round of the Masters cost him a two-stroke penalty. Woods finished four strokes back, but take away Friday’s gaffe and it’s easy to imagine him legit contending down the stretch.
Or not. Woods hasn’t won a major since 2008 or the Masters since 2005. He remains golf’s demigod based mostly on rep.
Woods’ bum drop was first pointed out to the Masters’ rules committee by a television viewer. But the main impetus behind Woods’ penalty was provided by an interview in which Tiger implicated himself.
Woods could have been disqualified. It’s better he wasn’t. Given the initial confusion over Woods’ faux pas, adding on two strokes seems fair.
Is there a more pathetic species than golf tattletales? These slimy rats obsess in front of their TVs, then call in rules violations.
GET A LIFE. We have become a nation of policemen.
I got no problem with the ruling. I got no sympathy for Woods. I do give him credit for not bitching, and for not trying to wield his considerable clout.
But the same jackass who lies on his couch and snitches to the PGA would stand idly by and watch while some hoodlum steals some old lady’s purse. These stoolies have more regard for the sacred rules of golf than they ever would the human condition.
Golf is supposed to be a game of honor. Let golf police itself.
Woods, to his credit, didn’t use the penalty as an excuse for losing.
But his fans sure will.
TIGER IS NOT CATCHING JACK NICKLAUS. 18 > 14.
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Hey, remember the time a porn star got photographed wearing a Super Bowl ring? Mark Madden Show Dream Girl ALEXIS FORD shows off Steelers bling. Alexis is at Blush through tomorrow night.
I haven't yet identified the owner. But I will.
Photo courtesy of @alexisford (NSFW).
ALEXIS FORD appears through Saturday at Blush Gentleman's Club. As hot as these pictures are, they don't do Alexis justice. Her brand-new DDD boobs sound too big, but they're perfectly sized, positioned and proportioned. Her ass is big and it pops, but no cellulite. Round and firm. Just the right amount of jiggle.
Her waist is small. Her face is beautiful. Am I drooling like a schoolboy? Do I sound flirty and desperate? Good. That's the intent. That's what Alexis does to men.
Alexis joins me live at 4:30 pm. She will be the celebrity contestant on WHO WANTS TO WIN 15 BUCKS? Let's make it interesting. MEN ONLY. 21+ ONLY. If the random caller wins, he gets a private dance from Alexis. If Alexis wins, I get the dance.
The questions, of course, will be RANDOMLY GENERATED by the ClearChannel computer. Things will be totally fair. RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE. Har.
Photos courtesy of @alexisford (NSFW).