If you haven't seen SPRING BREAKERS, here's what you're missing. SELENA GOMEZ and VANESSA HUDGENS in bikinis playing grab-ass.
So...WHY HAVEN'T YOU SEEN SPRING BREAKERS? No excuse can possibly suffice.
SELENA GOMEZ performs live at Petersen Events Center Oct. 11. Not sure what Selena does beyond look like RED-HOT JAILBAIT. She sings, maybe?
Photo courtesy of @GirlsFromHeaven (NSFW).