ALEXIS FORD appears through Saturday at Blush Gentleman's Club. As hot as these pictures are, they don't do Alexis justice. Her brand-new DDD boobs sound too big, but they're perfectly sized, positioned and proportioned. Her ass is big and it pops, but no cellulite. Round and firm. Just the right amount of jiggle.
Her waist is small. Her face is beautiful. Am I drooling like a schoolboy? Do I sound flirty and desperate? Good. That's the intent. That's what Alexis does to men.
Alexis joins me live at 4:30 pm. She will be the celebrity contestant on WHO WANTS TO WIN 15 BUCKS? Let's make it interesting. MEN ONLY. 21+ ONLY. If the random caller wins, he gets a private dance from Alexis. If Alexis wins, I get the dance.
The questions, of course, will be RANDOMLY GENERATED by the ClearChannel computer. Things will be totally fair. RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE. Har.
Photos courtesy of @alexisford (NSFW).