Yesterday's winner: BRIANA BLAIR. Lower seed wins!

Today's matchup is quite a styles clash (pun intended).

SHYLA STYLEZ (left) has made two appearances on my show, distinguishing herself by being impaired to the point of incoherency both times. During one visit to Blush, she was so loaded she fell and chipped one of her front teeth. During another, Shyla was so hammered, Blush cancelled her appearance and sent her home. That said, Shyla's body of work is incredible, as is her body.

ALEXIS FORD (right) has appeared on my show once, and came to the studio WEARING PRACTICALLY NOTHING. ALEXIS FORD'S DARKSIDE was easily the best adult DVD of 2012. Some of the scenes were INCREDIBLE, if not GROUNDBREAKING. Alexis recently got new, even bigger boobs. Her body looks like it's from outer space. Her Twitter (@alexisford) is AMAZING. And check out that picture. ASS.

Who do you prefer? Vote, please, in the poll at left.

Monday: TERI WEIGEL vs. LUPE FUENTES. OLD SCHOOL vs. JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL!

Photos courtesy of Getty Images and @alexisford (NSFW).