Meet my new porn-star crush, the delectable RIKKI SIX. She'd be awesome even if her nom de smut didn't pay homage to Motley Crue.

Rikki is typical of a phenomenon called STICK FIGURES WITH BIG BOOBS. Get a real skinny girl and attach ENORMOUS plus-2s. Bolt-ons you could KNOCK DOWN A BUILDING WITH. Some guys hate it. I love it. Keep yourself thin with cocaine, but the watermelons never shrink. It's tried and true.

Briana Banks was a pioneer of this look. Rikki Six is the reigning and defending champion. Coming soon to Blush? God, I hope so.

Photo courtesy of @rikki_six.