If you can dodge domestic abuse, you can dodge a ball.
Steelers LB James Harrison is playing dodgeball. It's co-ed. I hope Harrison doesn't punch the women when they bungle a catch. He never hit Mike Wallace.
As you see in the team picture, Harrison is the only black face. He's also the only face not smiling. Harrison is scowling like a bad-ass. His football look. I hope Harrison is being ironic. I hope he's not being a self-important jackass.
But I know which way I'd bet.
Penguins LW Matt Cooke should play lawn darts. He could do some real damage.
Photo courtesy of James Harrison's Facebook.