At 63, Space Mountain may be the oldest ride in the park. But it still has the longest lines.

RIC FLAIR made his return to WWE TV last night. He won't be wrestling. Flair may take the occasional bump and apply the odd figure-four leglock, but Flair's primary duty will be doing what he does best: BEING RIC FLAIR. Limo-ridin'. Jet-flyin'. WHOOO!

C.M. PUNK and PAUL HEYMAN were on the receiving end of Flair's comeback, but know this: Both were in seventh heaven. It's an honor to be touched by greatness like that.

Every Ric Flair fan owes WWE and Vince McMahon a debt of gratitude for last night. Flair was treated with RESPECT. Treated like what he is: THE GREATEST WRESTLER EVER.

They only made one.

BTW, check out Ric's shoes. THEY COST MORE THAN YOUR HOUSE. WHOOO!