The election is over. Now comes the part where NOTHING CHANGES.

Let's look forward to 2016. My choice for president is Pirates owner BOB NUTTING. Promises, promises...but NOTHING CHANGES. Nutting is PERFECT.

Nutting just retained his entire moronic baseball staff, yet babbled about "championships at PNC Park"and conducting "a comprehensive review." Nutting did everything but tell the truth, the truth being that his minions are affordable and under contract, and he's making big dough.

Nutting ordered a halt to the Pirates' widely ridiculed boot-camp developmental program, yet continues to employ the idiot behind it, assistant GM Kyle Stark. That's PR. Nothing more.

You keep buying tickets. You appear to believe these bold-faced lies. Why wouldn't America?

NUTTING '16: HELP AMERICA LIVE THE LIE.  SKYBLAST ON THE WHITE HOUSE LAWN!

THE PIRATES ARE A CON. If you participate, you perpetuate. Nutting has no goal beyond separating you from your money. Otherwise, it's all smoke and mirrors.

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