Amherst vs. Colby. Women's college soccer. Not quite Liverpool FC vs. Manchester United. But I'd love to see Liverpool use blunt force trauma throw-ins by way of time-wasting, as executed here by Amherst player Emily Little. That's assuming Liverpool FC ever leads.

Two straight line-drive throw-ins right off the same opponent's melon. POW! That's just a yellow card? What's required for red? Do you have to pull a knife?