4) DO NOT SWEAR in your song or provide a clean edit. If you swear, I'm not going to play it, because I like my job more than I like your band.
5) Be of radio quality. What does this mean? Compared to the rest of your CD collection, does it sound like crap? If yes, then don't send it. If you can't tell, then God have mercy on you...and me.
6) Email me your MP3 at firstname.lastname@example.org. Include your band name (yes some people really don't), song title, album, release date, band website, and any upcoming shows.
**Please note, when I say "send an MP3," I don't mean send two, three, or eight friggin' songs. Just one song, please. I also don't give a crap about your eleven minute opus. Keep it under five minutes. Otherwise, you'll junk up my email and then I'll hate you for life.**
Go forth and rock...and or roll...but please don't suck.
HEY! That's my neck! Years of head-banging....
Stop living your life in pain, click below to find out more!
It comes with a seizure warning! And a content warning. Not sure which one of those is more alarming.
Chevy Metal! featuring the Foo Fighters
Monday 07-01-2013 7:32am ET
Because Dave Grohl has SO much free time, of course...
Taylor Hawkins and Chris Shiflett have a side project called "Chevy Metal" and their bandmate Dave Grohl decided to jump on stage to jam with them this past Saturday night in California. Here's some video of them doing Queen and David Bowie's "Under Pressure."
(Language might be NSFW depending where you work or no good for the kiddies. Use ya head son....)
Jared Leto in drag looks like Zoey Deschanel...
Wednesday 06-26-2013 2:37pm ET
Jared Leto (30 Seconds to Mars) appeared in drag on the cover of Candy Magazine. Mind = Blown...
[photos: Getty Images]
Alice in Chains approves of your sausage party.
Wednesday 06-26-2013 2:36pm ET
From Jimmy Kimmel Live, a song to commemorate a time honored tradition...
...of the "sausage party."
Even Alice In Chains approves. Check it out!
Anthony Kiedes gets into a fight with security in Philly...
Monday 06-24-2013 12:40pm ET
Red Hot Chili Peppers singer Anthony Kiedis just threw down with a security guard outside the Four Seasons in Philly -- after the hired muscle REFUSED to let Kiedis enter the hotel. Security apparently thought he was a fan who was trying to get close to the Rolling Stones, who were about to leave the hotel at the time. Watch it below...