4) DO NOT SWEAR in your song or provide a clean edit. If you swear, I'm not going to play it, because I like my job more than I like your band.
5) Be of radio quality. What does this mean? Compared to the rest of your CD collection, does it sound like crap? If yes, then don't send it. If you can't tell, then God have mercy on you...and me.
6) Email me your MP3 at firstname.lastname@example.org. Include your band name (yes some people really don't), song title, album, release date, band website, and any upcoming shows.
**Please note, when I say "send an MP3," I don't mean send two, three, or eight friggin' songs. Just one song, please. I also don't give a crap about your eleven minute opus. Keep it under five minutes. Otherwise, you'll junk up my email and then I'll hate you for life.**
Go forth and rock...and or roll...but please don't suck.
HEY! That's my neck! Years of head-banging....
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Man, my parents and I need to have a talk. Not sure why they didn't send me to a rock n' roll camp when I was kid...
These kids, however, ARE in rock n' roll camp and they get to jam out on songs like "Enter Sandman" with the legends who wrote them. Here's a bunch of kiddies rockin' out with James Hetfield.
Chad Smith of Chili Peppers getting death threats
Monday 11-11-2013 7:41am ET
...over a soccer jersey.
Chad upset quite a few European soccer fans when as he was putting on a drum clinic, he was given the jersey as a gift. After holding it in the air for a moment, he wiped his butt with it. Yeah, that'll do it.
Now that the video has his youtube Chad is getting death threats from upset soccer fans. Video here.
Foo Fighters celebrate first Mexico shows with Eric Estrada!
Monday 11-04-2013 7:44am ET
The Foo Fighters are gearing up to play Mexico for the first time and in true Foo's fashion, they make a funny video for the occasion!
Throwback Thursday: My Halloween Costumes
Thursday 10-31-2013 7:46am ET
I'm the smaller one with the white mask in this one...Jesus those are creepy.
Photo courtesy of: My Mom.
Marilyn Manson Halloween Story Time!
Wednesday 10-30-2013 7:44am ET
Marilyn Manson teams up with Funny or Die for Halloween Story Time. A bit of cursing so not for the kiddies.
Photo: Getty Images
New 30 Seconds to Mars Video includes everyone but your mother.
Wednesday 10-30-2013 7:34am ET
Actually, who knows, maybe your Mom IS in there, I don't know her....Here's whose definitely in there:
Kayne West, James Franco, Lindsay Lohan, Juliette Lewis, Selena Gomez, Olivia Wilde, Alan Cumming, Corey Feldman, Steven Nash...