4) DO NOT SWEAR in your song or provide a clean edit. If you swear, I'm not going to play it, because I like my job more than I like your band.
5) Be of radio quality. What does this mean? Compared to the rest of your CD collection, does it sound like crap? If yes, then don't send it. If you can't tell, then God have mercy on you...and me.
6) Email me your MP3 at firstname.lastname@example.org. Include your band name (yes some people really don't), song title, album, release date, band website, and any upcoming shows.
**Please note, when I say "send an MP3," I don't mean send two, three, or eight friggin' songs. Just one song, please. I also don't give a crap about your eleven minute opus. Keep it under five minutes. Otherwise, you'll junk up my email and then I'll hate you for life.**
Go forth and rock...and or roll...but please don't suck.
HEY! That's my neck! Years of head-banging....
Stop living your life in pain, click below to find out more!
Photographer Jill Greenberg gives kids candy, then takes it away and snaps a reaction picture. THE HORROR!! Man, being a toddler is rough.
Click the photo from fullym.com to see the rest!
Dave Letterman asks, "Are Those Your Drums?"
Wednesday 06-12-2013 3:46pm ET
Is David Letterman trolling these guys or does he just REALLY LIKE KNOWING IF THOSE ARE YOUR DRUMS?
New Simpsons Theme Park
Tuesday 06-04-2013 5:44pm ET
All of the commenters seem VERY angry this replaced Back To The Future at Universal Studios. That aside, would you go? I think if my fiance sees this, we'll have to get married there.*
*Please no one show this to my fiance. Thanks.
News anchor cat fight!
Tuesday 06-04-2013 5:38pm ET
This news anchor has some MAJOR freakin issue with the weather lady. The psychotic thing is watching them try to hide their distain.
Sorry, I know the news anchor is hot and everything but she acts like she'd stab you in your sleep.
Porn Star look alikes?
Thursday 05-30-2013 10:26am ET
Wait, where's Lisa Ann? You know, the one that plays Sarah Palin in that "Nailin' Paa----"...Oh uh I mean...I don't watch porn, so you know...Who knows how accuate these are.
You decide! Click for more.
photo courtesy of foxnew.com
Wednesday 05-29-2013 10:57am ET
It's about to get ugly.... Now we have some details about the STP/Scott Weiland fued, and it's turned into a legal battle. STP filed suit against their former frontman this past Friday in L.A. citing breach of contract. They are looking for a jury trial. Here's how an official statement read...
"Throughout the years, Weiland showed up late, or sometimes not at all, for concerts. He slurred or forgot the words to songs that he wrote the lyrics for" . "He also forced the cancellation of many tour dates. The Band endured much strife and lost significant opportunities because of Weiland." "blatantly violating his duties" and"attempting to sabotage the band."
The band has been working with Linkin Park frontman Chester Bennington in the mean time, and it sounds pretty good. What do you think? Should they finally part ways for good? Want them to kiss and make up? Tell me what you think below in the comments section.
Chinese baby boy rescued from a sewer pipe!
Tuesday 05-28-2013 3:27pm ET
Wow, wow, wow, sickness, wow, wow, wow.
The parents of this baby flushed him down the toilet, but he (and the team that removed him) perservered! AND there's video...Click below to read the full story.
Metallica's Through the Never Movie Trailer
Thursday 05-23-2013 8:42am ET
Here's the trailer for the Metallica movie "Through The Never." Would you see it?
Facial scarification is a thing...That I hope does not catch on.