4) DO NOT SWEAR in your song or provide a clean edit. If you swear, I'm not going to play it, because I like my job more than I like your band.
5) Be of radio quality. What does this mean? Compared to the rest of your CD collection, does it sound like crap? If yes, then don't send it. If you can't tell, then God have mercy on you...and me.
6) Email me your MP3 at firstname.lastname@example.org. Include your band name (yes some people really don't), song title, album, release date, band website, and any upcoming shows.
**Please note, when I say "send an MP3," I don't mean send two, three, or eight friggin' songs. Just one song, please. I also don't give a crap about your eleven minute opus. Keep it under five minutes. Otherwise, you'll junk up my email and then I'll hate you for life.**
Go forth and rock...and or roll...but please don't suck.
HEY! That's my neck! Years of head-banging....
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Stone Temple Pilots + Chester from Linkin Park
Monday 05-20-2013 9:56am ET
"Too Pretty" for Work.
Monday 05-20-2013 9:54am ET
A 33 year-old woman in London says she's TOO PRETTY for work. Her good looks forced females to be mean to her in the office and the men just didn't take her seriously.
It's okay, darling...You're ugly on the INSIDE.
Read the full story by clicking on the prettiest face you ever did see, THAT IS, IF YOU'RE NOT JEALOUS, HATERS!!
Mean tweets returns!
Friday 05-10-2013 8:17am ET
There's something about playing "Everybody Hurts," in the background that always makes me smile. People are mean. These celebs have a great sense of humor about it. (Elisabeth Moss is the best:)
Horror Movie Icons in Romantic Comedies
Wednesday 05-08-2013 8:56am ET
A Tumblr, dedicated to Horror Movie Icons appearing in "Light Hearted Movies." Click the picture to start the journey.
"When I wear your skin....YOU COMPLETE ME."
The Matrix, as retold by everyone's mother....
Thursday 05-02-2013 9:32am ET
My Mom also has a terrible time recounting movies (which someday I will no doubt inherit, because you know, genetics)...Anyway, this young lad made a movie based on his Mother's interpretation of The Matrix. It made me feel home. Enjoy.
Hey Baby, How Does Your Car Run??
Wednesday 05-01-2013 9:16am ET
Real Commercial. Let me help you SHIFT IT.
WHAT DOES IT MEAAAAAN?!!!
The Internet is now CLOSED.
Wednesday 04-24-2013 5:42pm ET
And for my next trick, I'd like to break the Internet.
Click on this link to see a cat...in a shark suit...on a Roomba...chasing a duck.